No dark sarcasm in the office

One of my co-workers is on the office's team building committee, and sent out an e-mail about our office barbecue. The e-mail included the following statement:

The corn on the cob is supposed to be served with the chicken if you are not having chicken, please do not take the corn :)

I couldn't leave well enough alone:

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any corn! How can you have any corn if you don't eat your meat?