I'm surprised...oh, wait, I'm not

There was a story about Ricky Martin that evoked an "oh, he did?" response. Let's just say that when your beautician outs you, this type of story is unexpected.

The story's headline was Ricky Martin Has Twins ... for Serious!

Well, that sounds traditional, I thought. Then I read the article:

The Latin superstar had the children via a surrogate mother, and the babies were born a few weeks ago, according to a statement from his representatives.

"The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky's full-time care," said the statement. "Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children."

So if you want to hear someone sing "She Bangs" and mean it, you'll have to go to this guy: